The awakenation!

We may be somewhat biased but we think Zoe's awfully cute when she's got her eyes open, and we felt like sharing.

Tommy's recruits an ally

Tommy's continuing quest for world domination took a major step forward on March 12th with his recruitment of a new ally, Zoe. Despite her lack of proven experience, Tommy clearly feels that Zoe demonstrates great potential, and he looks forward to indoctrinating her in all the subtle arts of global conquest.

Tommy on fast forward

Clearly, Tommy is superhuman and has simply been hiding it all along. I hid a video camera to catch him eating his breakfast in the morning... I was shocked to see how little time it actually took him. Watch the little monster go!

Eat your heart out, Hef!

Tommy was absolutely THRILLED with his new housecoat. As you can see here. He made me take an extra five or six pictures because he was concerned that the pictures we'd taken weren't good enough.

I can post again if I want to!

You can practically set your watch by how regular updates are around here! If your watch is broken and on fire.

Or something. It's too early in the morning for me to think. But I'm cleaning off a memory card so I can take my camera out tonight and found this picture on it and figured I'd share. It's from Tommy's birthday.

Ever wonder what a 4-year-old boy looks like?

He looks like this, that's what.

Happy birthday, monster!

Tommy finds a unique Fathers Day gift

Finding a unique and memorable gift for Fathers Day is a challenge for any 3-year-old boy, but as a future world conqueror, Tommy's challenge was that much greater. Then, a brilliant idea struck him: Why not conquer a castle and share that with his family? Here you can see the commemorative photo of the conquest.

Later, Tommy demonstrated his magnanimity by sharing the castle with his cousins.