Tommy and Zoe investigate the ocean

Tommy and Zoe recently made a trip to the ocean to investigate progress on their armada of doom. While there, they took a quick side trip to scout out local beaches -- they claimed to have been looking at possible landing sites for their mighty armies, but I suspect they were really just horsing around. Tommy, as you can see in this picture, spent a great deal of time just hanging out with his feet in the water.


Zoe, on the other hand, was all business. She even disapproved of me taking this picture of her instead of taking appropriate tactical photos of the scene. I think she kind of missed the point of the whole thing, to tell you the truth. There were witnesses who claimed they saw her crack a smile later, but those witnesses have all met with unfortunate accidents since then so it's difficult to verify those stories.

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No interesting story behind these pictures, I'm afraid. Just some cute pictures of the kids. Here's Tommy laughing because I'm taking his picture.


And here's Zoe being happy because, well, she's Zoe. I think she was just eating her hand and that always makes her happy. Except when it doesn't, of course.

Role reversal

Zoe decided to take over Tommy's world-conquest duties today to give him a well-deserved rest. As you can see in this picture, she's already enjoying her part in securing global domination.


With Zoe holding down the fort, Tommy decided to take a well-earned rest. It may look in this picture like he's sleeping, but in fact he's merely concentrating his prodigious mental faculties on a particularly knotty problem of some sort. Not napping on the couch at all. And certainly not right before suppertime after absolutely insisting that he didn't need a nap. No siree, that's just not the kind of thing Tommy would do.

The awakenation!

We may be somewhat biased but we think Zoe's awfully cute when she's got her eyes open, and we felt like sharing.

Tommy's recruits an ally

Tommy's continuing quest for world domination took a major step forward on March 12th with his recruitment of a new ally, Zoe. Despite her lack of proven experience, Tommy clearly feels that Zoe demonstrates great potential, and he looks forward to indoctrinating her in all the subtle arts of global conquest.

Tommy on fast forward

Clearly, Tommy is superhuman and has simply been hiding it all along. I hid a video camera to catch him eating his breakfast in the morning... I was shocked to see how little time it actually took him. Watch the little monster go!

Eat your heart out, Hef!

Tommy was absolutely THRILLED with his new housecoat. As you can see here. He made me take an extra five or six pictures because he was concerned that the pictures we'd taken weren't good enough.